An Introduction

Well, hello! Let's get to know each other, shall we? I should warn you up front that I live in a black hole of dorkishness. I don't have an actual job so I don't really have that to complain or be sarcastic about. I do, however, have three fish, four birds, and two dogs that supply me with lots of great stories about the funny thing Mr. Fluffypants did yesterday or the time Admiral von Snuggywumpums got into a fight with Sweeties McCuddlesalot and I had to put them both in time out until they apologized to each other. I figured it could make good blog fodder, so here I am! I bet I'm looking forward to writing my posts almost as much as you're looking forward to reading them. To the future! *clink!*